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  • GOLF STORY Faux Book 3D Multi Occassion Card - ITEM # MLT009

    $8.95
    Handmade Greeting Card - GOLF STORY Faux Book 3D Multi Occasion Card
    Unique card for the golfer (past or present). It resembles a book which opens to 3 inner pages. Spread across the pages is the following verse:
    In my hand I hold a ball
    White and dimpled, rather small
    Oh, how bland it does appear.
    This harmless looking little sphere.
    By its size I could not guess
    The awesome strength it does possess;
    My life has not been quite the same
    Since I chose to play this game.
    It rules my mind for hours on end.
    A fortune it has made me spend.

    It has made me curse and cry
    I hate myself and want to die.
    I am promised a thing called 'par'
    If I can hit it straight and far.
    To master such a tiny ball
    Should not be very hard at all.
    But my desires the ball refuses
    And does exactly as it chooses.
    It hooks and slices, dribbles, dies
    and disappears before my eyes.

    Often it will have a whim
    To hit a tree or take a swim.
    With miles of grass on which to land
    It finds a tiny patch of sand.
    Then has me offering up my soul
    If it will just drop in the hole.
    Its made me whimper like a pup,
    and swear that I will give it up
    And take to drink to ease my sorrow.
    But "The Ball" knows...
    I'll be back...tomorrow.

    Inside pages are decoupaged with tees, balls and other related images.  Back page includes a large golf ball with your choices of sentiments. Choose from:
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday Dad
    Happy Father's Day
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    Card measures approximately 5" x 7" and comes with envelope
    We offer unique handcrafted Greeting Cards and paper crafts. We do custom Party invitations, Shower invitations and Birth Announcements. Each of our cards is handcrafted just for you. We accept custom orders and will gladly personalize your card for you.

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